- You have more medical supplies stockpiled in your house than a third world country.
- You constantly get asked "How do you do it?", and you have no clue either.
- Your neighbors think you have an online shopping problem because of all the boxes of medical supplies that get delivered to your doorstep.
- You feel like Norm from Cheers at the local hospital.
- You could get a job writing appeal letters.
- You have legitimately asked if there is somewhere to "plug in" your kid.
- Your child's "babysitters" must be medically certified in some capacity.
- You can pick out the mistakes in medical scenes on TV, and are familiar with all of the machines and terminology.
- Your friends and family ask you for medical advice.
- You schedule trips to the Emergency Room around things you need to do first.
- Your child's doctors take orders from you.
- You have lost count of the number of hospital stays, surgeries and procedures that your child has had and you don't really care to know.
- Your child's bedroom looks like a mini ICU.
- You've spent more hours Googling procedures, conditions and medical terms than sleeping since your child was born.
- You have woken up to a "fed bed" on numerous occasions.
- You have a legitimate pharmacy in your kitchen.
- You take your child directly to the hospital when they're sick, not the pediatrician.
- You consider two consecutive hours of sleep with no machines alarming a huge win.
Aaaaand, last but not least...
- You have become adept at using inappropriate humor to stay somewhat sane!
